Andrew You know why I hate Christmas? Because my parents never get me presents. Last year I got literally nothing! 15minutes ago. Like. Comment 20 others like this. Alice Ummm,what? I guess you never know I am here. For the record, your father and I got you PLENTY for Christmas last year, this year and every year. In fact, it breaks our heart that you lie about something like this for no reason. Do you think pretending to have bad parents makes you feel cool? If so, we will be happy to give all of your presets to kids who will say “ Thank you! ” , instead of pretending that they didn ’ t get anything just for “ Likes ” from their friends. You know we spent a whole afternoon buying you things that we could barely even afford. I ’ ve just asked your father to return everything. I hope you ’ re happy now!