One day, a rich man in Budapest wanted to have a wonderful wedding for his daughter. He wanted the wedding to be famous. Of course, he invited the best cooks to make wonderful food. And, of course, he invited the best musicians to make wonderful music. But everybody had good cooks and musicians. Then he got an idea! He decided to invite Yosser, a shoemaker and also the wisest man in the town! "Yosser will come to the wedding and then the wedding will be famous!" So the rich man invited Yosser. Yosser was very pleased! He wanted to go to Budapest! It would be his first time in a big city! Yosser arrived in Budapest. It was raining and the streets were full of holes and the holes were full of water. Yosser looked at the big houses and fell into a hole full of water and mud! He got out of the hole but he was wet and dirty. He ran to the house of the rich man. The servants opened the door and saw Yosser. They said, " Go away! No beggars today! It is the daughter's wedding and it is going to be a famous wedding!" And they threw Yosser into another hole! Now, Yosser knew another rich man in Budapest. Yosser went to his house. He washed himself and he borrowed some fine clothes from the other rich man. He borrowed some high, soft brown leather boots; a pair of soft, white woolen trousers; a white silken shirt; and a green coat with golden buttons. Then he went to the house of the wedding. Everyone was happy to see Yosser! "You must have the best seat at the wedding!" said the rich man. "You must sit next to the bride and groom!" Yosser stood and held up his glass of wine. "Your good health!" he said and then he poured the wine into the pocket of his green coat with the golden buttons. People were amazed! But Yosser laughed and sat down. Then the soup came. Yosser took off his boots and poured the soup into them. People were amazed but Yosser laughed and put his boots back on again. The meat and potatoes and vegetables came. Yosser took the meat and put it into the pocket of his trousers and then he rubbed the vegetables into his white silken shirt. People were amazed but Yosser laughed. Suddenly the rich man shouted, " Are you crazy? Are you a wise man or a fool?" Yosser said, "Oh, I'm sorry! You see, I came twice this morning. The first time your servants threw me into a hole and the second time you said, "Welcome!" The only difference was my clothes! So I thought you had invited my clothes to dinner! So I fed my clothes!"