I, a ___________1_________ , made a pact with Rob, a muscular idiot. According to the pact, I would give Rob my leather jacket in exchange for his girlfriend, Polly. Being pretty and well-off, Polly was quite a promising _____2______ who would help me edge past the competition and secure a job in an elite law firm. All that I needed to do then was to disperse her more ________3________ to render her well-spoken. I believed that the doctrine of logic was a staple of clear thinking, whereas failure in logic was more liable to _______4_______. In view of that, I decided to get across to her some common ________5______. After five nights of diligent work on Dicto Simpliciter, Hasty Generalization, Ad Misericordiam and False Analogy, I rested assured that Polly would eventually become a (n) ________6_______. Meanwhile, I trusted the time had come for the __________7_______________ from academic to romantic. As things turned out, however, I made a big fool out of myself. As I applied myself to persuading Polly to go out with me, I successively fell victim to whatever I had preached on logic. Sarcastically, Polly, far ________8_________________ , was just the one who pinpointed my failures in logical thinking each time without fail, by suggesting “You really should practice what you preach”! Finally, the last straw came with the ________9_____ – “I like Rob in leather. I told him to say yes to you so he could have your jacket”, said Polly, her voice ______10__________ __________.