clip 2.mp3: Voice-over : By “ seriously ” , my sister _1_ “ intentionally tank( 坦克、打败 ) ” her Penn State interview. Erica: Yo, dude! I ’ m two hours late. Interviewer: uh, well, three. No _2_. Come on in! Erica: Oh! Two points! Interviewer: oh, wow. There ’ s not even a _3_ there. Have a seat. I ’ m Kyle Schnitz, and it ’ s very nice to meet you. My favorite part of being an alum( 校友 ) is getting to interview all kinds of great students. Erica: oh, full disclosure. I ’ m not so much a, uh, great student as I ’ m a _4_ . Interviewer: I ’ m sorry. Erica: That ’ s a cute dog you got there. Interviewer: oh. Uh, thank you. Yes, that ’ s Ruffles. He ’ s a _5_. Erica: No, I ’ m talking about your wife. Boom! Upstairs! Just gonna leave me _6_ like that? Lame. Interviewer: Let ’ s just forge onward, shall we? Um, so... what programs at Penn State are you most excited to ... oh, my! What are you doing? Erica: Taking on this meatball sub like a champ. Want some, Kenny? Interviewer: It ’ s Kyle. Uh, would you please not get _7_ all over my..Gah!Damn it! That ’ s my name placard ! Erica: All right. Let me, uh, cut to the chase here, Kyle. I ’ m one hell of a singer. I mean, check out these pipes( 歌曲 ). Kyle Schnitz smells like farts. Oh, stinky, stinky farts. That was right off the top of the dome. Interviewer: And interview over!